Guide to Dummy Books for Dummies

You've arrived just in time! You're here, so I assumeunsure of step number one, refer to the first
you're wanting to better yourself and expand yourparagraph, shown above. If you're not confident you
mind -- and not through drugs, but through reading. I'mcan find it, simply start reading this article from the
so excited for you! I'll do the best I can to help you buybeginning and you will shortly find the answer you're
your Dummy Book, and I'll be extra careful to uselooking for. After you have completed step one and
simple words and letters from the alphabet.The firstare at the bookstore, look for a book with a word in
thing you have to do is decide on what you'd like tothe title that matches the word in your mind. For
learn about. It's an important first step in choosing yourexample, if you would like to learn about knitting, do not
Dummy Book. If you go into a store, secure in thetake the book Italian for Dummies. If you would like to
knowledge that you already know what you'd like tolearn personal financing, pick out Personal Financing for
learn about, it will give you a feeling of confidence.Dummies and not The Bible for Dummies. If you're
You'll be able to pick out a book in under fifteenhaving trouble reading the title, I strongly suggest
minutes, lift it off the shelf with your right or left hand,looking for something with the letters E-N-G-L-I-S-H in
walk over to the checkout stand, reach for your wallet,the title.The last thing to remember is also important:
pull money out of your wallet, pay for the book, andMake sure the book you're buying is a For Dummies
then walk out, insert your key into the lock of your car,book. Do not purchase Moby Dick, a Spider-Man comic
then into the ignition, then drive out of the parking lot,book, or a coffee cup. I know this may all seem very
take a left turn, right turn, go straight for three miles,confusing, but if you're still wallowing in self-doubt, don't
then another right turn, stopping when you see redbe afraid to ask a trusted friend or family member for
lights, and continuing when you see green. Keep inhelp.--
mind these directions will not apply to everyone. IfAndy Alt
you're unsure of how to get home, ask a friend or aMental Dimensions
neighbor. There is also a book available to help you --
Yellow Lights for Dummies.The second key factor inA humor column for people who enjoy observational
purchasing a Dummy Book is that it should match thehumor, political farce, comedy editorials, satire and
subject you decided upon in step number one. If you'respoof, along with an occasional dose of non humor.