| You've arrived just in time! You're here,
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| | step number one, refer to the first
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| so I assume you're wanting to better
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| | paragraph, shown above. If you're not
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| yourself and expand your mind -- and not
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| | confident you can find it, simply start
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| through drugs, but through reading. I'm
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| | reading this article from the beginning
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| so excited for you! I'll do the best I
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| | and you will shortly find the answer
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| can to help you buy your Dummy Book, and
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| | you're looking for. After you have
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| I'll be extra careful to use simple words
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| | completed step one and are at the
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| and letters from the alphabet.The first
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| | bookstore, look for a book with a word in
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| thing you have to do is decide on what
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| | the title that matches the word in your
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| you'd like to learn about. It's an
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| | mind. For example, if you would like to
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| important first step in choosing your
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| | learn about knitting, do not take the
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| Dummy Book. If you go into a store,
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| | book Italian for Dummies. If you would
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| secure in the knowledge that you already
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| | like to learn personal financing, pick
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| know what you'd like to learn about, it
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| | out Personal Financing for Dummies and
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| will give you a feeling of confidence.
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| | not The Bible for Dummies. If you're
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| You'll be able to pick out a book in
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| | having trouble reading the title, I
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| under fifteen minutes, lift it off the
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| | strongly suggest looking for something
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| shelf with your right or left hand, walk
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| | with the letters E-N-G-L-I-S-H in the
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| over to the checkout stand, reach for
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| | title.The last thing to remember is also
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| your wallet, pull money out of your
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| | important: Make sure the book you're
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| wallet, pay for the book, and then walk
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| | buying is a For Dummies book. Do not
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| out, insert your key into the lock of
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| | purchase Moby Dick, a Spider-Man comic
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| your car, then into the ignition, then
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| | book, or a coffee cup. I know this may
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| drive out of the parking lot, take a left
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| | all seem very confusing, but if you're
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| turn, right turn, go straight for three
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| | still wallowing in self-doubt, don't be
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| miles, then another right turn, stopping
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| | afraid to ask a trusted friend or family
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| when you see red lights, and continuing
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| | member for help.--
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| when you see green. Keep in mind these
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| | Andy Alt
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| directions will not apply to everyone. If
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| | Mental Dimensions
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| you're unsure of how to get home, ask a
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| friend or a neighbor. There is also a
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| | A humor column for people who enjoy
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| book available to help you -- Yellow
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| | observational humor, political farce,
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| Lights for Dummies.The second key factor
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| | comedy editorials, satire and spoof,
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| in purchasing a Dummy Book is that it
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| | along with an occasional dose of non
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| should match the subject you decided upon
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| | humor.
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| in step number one. If you're unsure of
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